BABY-SITTERS FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON
Dec 21, 2012, 6:36:53 AM | by
At this time of the year with Christmas cerebrations and New Year’s Eve a week later, there are so many parties and functions going on that you need to organise yourself in the best possible manner in an effort to...
At this time of the year with Christmas cerebrations and New Year’s Eve a week later, there are so many parties and functions going on that you need to organise yourself in the best possible manner in an effort to take advantage of all the festivities. For many a huge dilemma will be what to do with the kids. Baby-sitters will have to be arranged so we thought about what it would be like if some of the world’s best tennis players happened to double up as baby-sitters. This is how we think some of the megastars of tennis would work out minding your kids ROGER FEDERER – he’d be the type of baby-sitter who would teach your kids humility, after all isn’t the GOAT humble? ANDREA PETKOVIC – oh now she would give the kids a fun time and with her as a baby-sitter you know those kids would develop a sense of humour and she would teach them a few dance moves. CAROLINE WOZNIACKI – mmm this could be a problem if you are the type of parents who say no boyfriends around while baby-sitting. I mean you’d guess Caro would want one Rory McIlroy to be there to help out. If that happened clear the fragile things because he has quite a swing as we know … golf swing of course. As for Caroline, she’d probably be telling stories to the kids about … maybe about fictitious kangaroos. JANKO TIPSAREVIC – he would be the type of baby-sitter who’d be a cool dude but at the same time he’d read them books, maybe like “The Brothers Karamazov”. SAMANTHA STOSUR – the kids would be cared for very nicely with her and she’d be the athletic baby-sitter. She has already been teaching her coach Dave Taylor’s little girl how to do a tennis stance. SERENA WILLIAMS – if you had a secret camera on her while she was baby-sitting it would probably be a comedy show. Somehow Serena would be quite the hysterical baby-sitter and the inner child in her would certainly come pouring out. On occasions she would likely be strict but then find it tough to keep a straight face. Serena might just call in support and that back-up would be none other than big sister Venus. MARIA SHARAPOVA – kids would love her to baby-sit because she would quite easily quieten them down because all she’d need to do would be to produce her range of Sugarpova sweets and the kids would do anything for her. NOVAK DJOKOVIC – he would keep the kids entertained with character impersonations. More than likely they probably won’t know what the heck he is doing but they will be still amused and he’d have them under control. RAFA NADAL – more than likely he will be the one being baby-sat by the kids he is supposed to be watching over because he will probably take over any of the video games that might be in the house. ANDY RODDICK – if he is baby-sitting it might be an idea to make it an early night because the party is going to be at your place.