And in the end, it's Novak who wins... This year, like at the BNP Paribas Masters, the Serb dominated the tour more than ever. Result: he made many enemies, but also many fans. Including you.
...At school, you were the king for clowning around.
...Your favourite movie is "The Third Man".
...You prefer the Joker to Batman.
...You are convinced that sooner or later, Marko and Djordje will explode too.
...You count the Grand Slams separating Rafa from Novak. It’s possible...
...Well, Roger will be more complicated but you still believe it. Novak has already started working on it by preventing his 18th title three times in the last fifteen months.
...Todd Martin is the man you hate most in the world. Even more than Roger and Rafa.
...You know the miraculous virtues of a victory in Davis Cup by BNP Paribas.
...You haven't eaten bread since 2011.
...Dairy products are your friends for life.
... At your A-levels, you took a third foreign language as an option.
...You don’t know the 25 seconds rule.
...You say that you drive a Peugeot.
...In the morning, you only drink Joker orange juice.
...You think that there’s gluten in Roland Garros' clay.
...You are the only one listening to this. Just for the video.
...For you, the doubles is not tennis.
...For you, Djoko is above Federer. Just look at their wives.
...You only go shopping at Uniqlo.
...Your hobby is to ridicule the competition.
...Bosnia? Thanks but no thanks.
...You always said so: Becker had an Edberg in each string of his racquet.
...When you win, you tear up your clothes too. Although it's only in the 2nd round of a small tournament in Essex.
...You broke both your ankles by trying to slide on a hard court.
...You are immunized against baldness. Brush cut for you.
...You would try a drop shot with a bouncing ball.
... You do the splits better than Jean-Claude Van Damme.
...You never walk: you only slide on the asphalt.
...To "papapapapapa palalala", you answer: "Nole".
...Tacchini, open polo, gold chain. You are in a 90s rap band, and Novak is your lead singer.
...You shaved after the victory of Serbia in Davis Cup by BNP Paribas and you too looked pretty bad.
...You're quite comfortable with Twitter.
…You've already been told that you were a "good customer".
...You're a first-degree kind of prankster.
...Your brother isn't very good but you let him take advantage of your fame.
...You love toys. You have a teddy bear and a remote controlled car that you called Rafa and Roger.